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We’re just girls

Cait Smith and Lianna Enright
February 16, 2024
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Photo Credit: Lianna Enright
We shrug off our pain because we’re just girls.

Recently on TikTok, there has been a trend going around where girls use the excuse “I’m just a girl” for their mistakes. I went around the senior class and asked them for their most recent “I’m just a girl” stories. Even Mrs. D’Alba wanted to chime into the trend saying, “I’m just a girl I can’t parallel park… I’d rather just go home.” 

 

Here’s what some of the Rosary seniors had to say:

  • “I’m just a girl, I actively decided to not do my math homework” – Madeleine Popovich
  • “I’m just a girl, I draw in the corner of my work” – Madison Bautista
  • “I’m just a girl, I never charge my laptop” – Lily Curtis
  • “I’m just a girl, I play Wordles religiously” – Paige Sorensen
  • “I’m just a girl, I make grilled cheeses at 1 a.m.” – Ava Gonzalez
  • “I’m just a girl, I forget my shoes at home after I already drove to school” – Cait Smith
  • “I’m just a girl, I cry when I eat really good food” – Riley Martinez
  • “I’m just a girl, when I listen to music, I skip to the good part of the song” – Makayla Palos-Rodriguez
  • “I’m just a girl, I have a list of everyone I have ever had a crush on in alphabetical order” – Faith Rohani
  • “I’m just a girl, I don’t know how to drive yet.” – Abby Wright
  • “I’m just a girl, I only use cash so it’s not like I am spending money” – Brianna Salazar
  • “I’m just a girl, I don’t know how to use the GPS” – Gathyah Garcia
  • “I’m just a girl, I always go shopping but never have money.” – Violet Velasquez
  • “I’m just a girl, I got a whole new closet one for trip” – Kristiana Guerra
  • “I’m just a girl, when I’m late to school I always pull up with Starbucks”- Lianna Enright
  • “I’m just a girl, if I don’t wash my hair, I am not going out.” – Leonor Ceballos
  • “I’m just a girl, I say sorry too much” – Mia Kennedy
  • “I’m just a girl, I procrastinate too much”- Mandy Puga
  • “I’m just a girl, if someone asks me what I want to eat, I say ‘IDK, whatever you want'” – Kit Hayward
  • “I’m just a girl, I backed into a Servite dad’s car” – Anonymous
  • “Born to be a crazy hot stalker, forced to be just a girl” – Anonymous
  • “I’m just a girl, I’m never at school” – Anonymous

FYI, this is all just a silly little joke. We are all smart, intelligent women, but TikTok trends are still fun.

TeeHee 😛

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Cait Smith
Cait Smith, Copy Editor
Cait Smith is a senior at Rosary Academy and is very excited for her first year on the Royal Reporter. She is the Editor in Chief of the yearbook staff and is involved in CSF and NHS. She is also the team manager of the Rosary Lacrosse team. In her free time, she likes to create short films and paint. Cait is always around campus with a camera in hand taking pictures of every moment possible. She also loves everything about Halloween, from the music and movies to the decorations and flavors. Her go-to Starbucks order is a strawberry acai refresher with a chocolate cake pop. Cait cannot live without getting Starbucks at least twice a week, especially on Mondays. She is excited to work with many talented journalists this year.
Lianna Enright
Lianna Enright, Copy Editor and Post Publication Editor
Lianna is a senior at Rosary Academy and is very excited for her second year on the Royal Reporter. On campus, she is active in Campus Ministry, CSF, NHS, and has also been a Red and Gold captain. She is part of a club soccer team and enjoys running and going to the gym in her free time. Lianna also loves to shop, sing loud music with her friends, and go to the beach. She enjoys reading and watching rom-coms along with her favorite shows "Friends" and "Gilmore Girls." You will never catch her without a coffee or some sort of over caffeinated beverage in hand. Lianna is beyond excited to be a part of such an energetic and exciting team of writers!

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    Alexandra Bohn • Feb 20, 2024 at 8:42 pm

    I’m just a girl, of course I’m reading the Royal Reporter instead of writing my research paper due tomorrow.

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