Breaking news: Mr. Stegink’s 100 Wordle win streak comes to an end

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Daniela Arias

Mr. Stegink sits, devastated at the thought of his Wordle loss.

Ms. Barclay, Adviser

We hope you’re sitting down for this: Mr. Stegink’s 100 World win streak ended yesterday, April 11, 2022.

Felled by the “q” in the answer “Squad,” Mr. Stegink enters his Easter Vacation as a broken man.

The Master of Shakespeare himself looked downtrodden as he commented on his loss: “I don’t know who I am anymore. Some of the color has been drained of life. Why has God forsaken me?”

Being super classy, I didn’t have the heart to tell Mr. Stegink that I got the April 11th Wordle in 3 tries (but that was only because I was doing my taxes while Wordling, so I was a bit distracted).

We want to state, for the record, that even though Mr. Stegink must pick up the pieces of a shattered dream, he is still in our Royal Squad, if you know what I mean. TAKE THE HINT MR. STEGINK.