Breaking news: Mr. Stegink’s 100 Wordle win streak comes to an end


Daniela Arias

Mr. Stegink sits, devastated at the thought of his Wordle loss.

Ms. Barclay, Adviser

We hope you’re sitting down for this: Mr. Stegink’s 100 World win streak ended yesterday, April 11, 2022.

Felled by the “q” in the answer “Squad,” Mr. Stegink enters his Easter Vacation as a broken man.

The Master of Shakespeare himself looked downtrodden as he commented on his loss: “I don’t know who I am anymore. Some of the color has been drained of life. Why has God forsaken me?”

Being super classy, I didn’t have the heart to tell Mr. Stegink that I got the April 11th Wordle in 3 tries (but that was only because I was doing my taxes while Wordling, so I was a bit distracted).

We want to state, for the record, that even though Mr. Stegink must pick up the pieces of a shattered dream, he is still in our Royal Squad, if you know what I mean. TAKE THE HINT MR. STEGINK.