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I’m going to miss having class with these crazy people.

With graduation just 23 days away, the annual tradition of Journalism senior superlatives returns! I am the most qualified to assign each journalism senior a superlative; sitting in the back of room 208 for class gives me the perfect angle to observe each senior and their quirks. So, here are the superlatives based on very accurate findings. 

Cait Smith: Most likely to win an Oscar for directing

Mia Kennedy: Most likely to write an award-winning play and freak out during her acceptance speech

Izzy Walker: Most likely to become a judge for Red and Gold

Siena Lopez: Most likely to become a hardcore “Disney Adult” (Ms. Barclay is eye-rolling right now.)

Marci Rau: Most likely to open a craft store and forever be Ms. Barclay’s favorite 

Paloma Borsari: Most likely to become a backup dancer for Taylor Swift

Lily Curtis: Most likely to discover a new mathematical formula

Briana Reyes: Most likely to get married to her high school sweetheart

Gigi Coo: Most likely to invent a new fashion trend

Paige Sorensen: Most likely to become an FBI agent

Sage Baumgartner: Most likely to release a number-one hit album

Mallory Mojica-Ye: Most likely to say she’s quitting sugar, and then eat sugar

Lainey Goldstein: Most likely to become an Olympian

Sara Garcia: Most likely to have a building named after her (But for what?….)

Makayla Palos Rodriguez: Most likely to be the lead in a Broadway play

Kit Hayward: Most likely to create a new viral video game

Lianna Enright: Most likely to be late for her own wedding

Mandy Puga: Most likely to become the Rosary Cross Country coach 😉