- In honor of Teacher Appreciation last week, I thought it would be a good idea to make a list of gifts we should get our teachers to show how important they truly are to us. Teachers are a big part of our school, and we would be seriously lost without them, so thank you for all that you do, teachers.
Simple gifts we can get them to show our gratitude:
- A brand-new car
- Their own museum
- A three-story house
- A personal movie theater
- A statue of them
- Grading our own assignments so they have more free time
- $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 for each teacher
- Apple stock
- Gold bars for every teacher
- Chauffeur
- Free babysitting services
- A campus beach day where we would import fresh sand, water, and a wave machine for teachers to relax during the day
- A hair and makeup team everyday
- Pay their mortgages
- Celebrity hangouts for teachers only, not students
- Massive all-expenses-paid shopping sprees every Friday
Ms. Barclay ’94 requested “a dunk tank, and the teachers should be able to pick certain students to dunk.”
Overall, don’t forget to appreciate your teachers, and make sure they feel loved. Happy Teacher Appreciation Week, teachers!
