Growing up in the early 2000s, Disney Channel and Nickelodeon took over the world of television. Watching Hannah Montana, Lizzy McGuire, and Carly Shay go to a big high school, I knew I had to experience the same thing. I wish I could experience the classic “teenage dilemma” of being late to school and not having time to enjoy the elaborate breakfast spread lying on the kitchen table, and instead grabbing a piece of toast and heading to the bus. Watching these shows was one of the most pivotal moments of my childhood where I started acting and dressing like a high school student. So without further ado, here is my rating of the popular Disney Channel and Nickelodeon high schools!
East High School (High School Musical)
“High School Musical” is the best cinematic masterpiece Disney has ever created. The campus is bright, energetic, and filled with school spirit; so, I believe Rosary girls would thrive at East High School because of the crazy pep rallies and random moments of breaking out in song. I can already imagine walking through the hallowed halls of East High, hoping to catch a glimpse of Troy Bolton shooting hoops in the gym or Gabriella Montez belting out a ballad in the music room. Of course, I’d have to make sure my flip phone was fully charged so I could text my friends about our after-school hangouts at the local smoothie shop. I’d need to brush up on my dance moves in case a spontaneous choreographed number breaks out in the cafeteria. Honestly, I would travel back in time to relive watching this movie for the first time, so it deserves a 10/10.
Rydell High (Grease)
Although Rydell High from the 1970’s hit “Grease,” is not a Disney show, I think it deserves a mention. The movie was filmed right here in Southern California and takes place at the start of Sandy’s senior year and dives into the drama between two cliques: the Pink Ladies and the T-Birds. I would give Rydell High a 10/10, not only for the experience but because it inspired one of Disney’s best movies: “Teen Beach Movie.”
Seaview Junior-Senior High School (Hannah Montana)
“Hannah Montana” created the stereotypical 2000s high school experience, and especially because the show takes place in Malibu, I think our Rosary Royals would fit right in. Similar to the “Radio Rebel” double-life, Miley turned into pop star Hannah Montana and finally revealed her identity. From the thrill of secret identities and double lives to the possibility of spontaneous concerts breaking out in the school hallways, there would never be a dull moment. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with the quirky and lovable group of friends like Lilly and Oliver, and maybe even catch a glimpse of Hannah Montana herself? It would be an opportunity to experience the glitz and glamour of the music industry while navigating the everyday challenges of high school life. Everything about the school is exciting and energetic, so I would give the school a perfect 10/10.
South High School (Good Luck Charlie)
I think we can all agree that “Good Luck Charlie” is one of Disney’s best shows, not only because of the friendship and romantic dynamics but because of the crazy things that take place at the high school. Our rivalry with Mater Dei compares to North High’s rivalry with South High–except Teddy gets kidnapped when she dresses up as the school mascot. I think life would feel like a sitcom 24/7, and I wouldn’t mind attending South High–but blue and orange are not my colors: 7/10.
Ridgeway Junior High School (iCarly)
Although the characters attended a joint middle and high school, the school itself did not disappoint. I will admit the inside screams 2000s, but that adds to the nostalgia. The school seems to have a diverse student body and a variety of extracurricular activities, including a school web show. If I were to go to Ridgeway, I could see myself being best friends with Carly, Sam, and of course Gibby. I would give the school a 6/10 only because I could not see myself pairing denim with an aggressive side part.
Although the Disney Channel high schools seem to offer a positive environment for their students, and emphasize the importance of friendship, teamwork, and pursuing passions, there is no other high school I would rather attend than the one, the only, Rosary Academy.
