Rosary’s famous English department houses several distinct teachers with unique personalities and teaching styles. If you’re like me, you’ve probably wondered which teacher you’re most like, whether it’s when you lock eyes with Mrs. Langenwalter‘s boa-adorned Harry Styles cardboard cutout or when you don’t lock eyes with Mr. Bevins as he strolls down the hall as fast as he can to avoid unnecessary small talk. Well, I’m here to sort through the madness of your mind, to peer into the depths of those cranial crevasses until I can decipher which English teacher you truly are. We have no time to waste: let’s begin!

Keep track of your answers and see which letter you answer with the most to receive your result at the end of the quiz.

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1. Which Taylor Swift album do you identify with the most?
A) Speak Now
B) Lover
C) Evermore
D) 1989
E) Folklore

2. What do you think your strength would be if you were to compete in “Survivor?”
A) I think I could keep up in the challenges and make honest alliances
B) I could charm people and pick up the slack around camp
C) I am cunning and could outwit, outplay, and outlast, baby: I’m willing to do what it takes
D) I wouldn’t go: there’s not enough money in the world to get me out there
E) I would be an astute observer and decent strategist

3. Which of these is your favorite Kardashian?
A) Kendall
B) Kris
C) Kourtney
D) Kim
E) Khloe

4. You walk into a classroom and there’s a box of assorted donuts… Which do you go for?
A) Pink sprinkle
B) Powdered sugar
C) Maple Log
D) Chocolate-frosted
E) Glazed

5. You happen to be in the mall. Where do you go first?
A) Nordstrom
B) Macy’s
C) The food court
D) The Daisy Shoppe
E) I wouldn’t be caught dead at the mall

6. Which beloved book series is your favorite?
A) The Babysitters Club
B) The Giver Quartet
C) Diary of a Wimpy Kid
D) Percy Jackson & the Olympians
E) The Lord of the Rings

7. Which One Direction album do you identify with the most?
A) Take Me Home
B) Four
C) Midnight Memories
D) Up All Night
E) Made in the A.M.

8. Which appeals to you the most?
A) Stylish accessories
B) Starbucks coffee
C) Yelling “no” at every request
D) Attending all weddings in the world
E) Pondering the deep mysteries of human nature

9. Which is your favorite book?

A) Any Harry Potter Book
B) The Bible
C) Catcher in the Rye
D) Wuthering Heights
E) The Book Thief

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If you received mostly A’s, you are: Mrs. Langenwalter!

If you received mostly B’s, you are: Mrs. Roberts!

If you received mostly C’s, you are: Ms. Barclay!

If you received mostly D’s, you are: Mrs. Godfrey!

If you received mostly E’s, you are: Mr. Bevins!

I hope you are happy with your results and make sure to let your respective English teacher result know that you two are one and the same.