Celebrity couples. Some last seven years, some seven months, and some are doomed for tragedy within just seven days.

I compiled a list of some of the hottest celebrity couples, and I will be disclosing how long I believe these couples will last in their relationship’s “honeymoon phase” until their inevitable yet predictable break-up.

1) Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly

This first Hollywood couple brings the phrase “hottest couple” to life. The couple in question is the gorgeous and talented actress Megan Fox most known for her role as Mikaela Banes in the “Transformers” franchise, and her male counterpart is none other than rapper turned rockstar Machine Gun Kelly (aka Colson Baker). This couple is known for having no shame in the PDA game, and they are also known for being just an overall incredibly gorgeous duo. They sure know how to drop jaws on red carpets and award shows, but do they know how to maintain a long-lasting relationship? In my opinion…no. MGK and Fox have been going strong since the spring of 2020, but how much longer do I give them may you ask? I give them until mid-2022 (June-ish). Mark my words…when the split comes, it will be M E S S Y.

2) Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker

This next duo are close friends of MGK and Fox. The couple is none other than famous member of the iconic Kardashian family, Kourtney Kardashian, and former Blink-182 drummer, Travis Barker. Now if you thought MGK and Fox’s PDA was excessive and unruly…just wait till you see the paparazzi photos of this crazy in love couple. The former drummer and Kardashian have been official since January of 2021. So the real question is how much longer do I give these two crazy kids? Truthfully, I do not see Kourtney Kardashian yearning to be married anytime soon. Although I do not exactly see a future of marriage for this couple, I DO see them having a long, happy, and healthy relationship. If I had to give it an expiration date, I would give this relationship a good 3-4 years.

UPDATE: Marriage rumors have been flying around regarding these two, so I’m going to change my expiration date from 3-4 years to an eternity!

3) Shawn Mendes and Camilla Cabello

Next up is the duo that brought us songs like “Señorita” and “I Know What You Did Last Summer,” Shawn Mendes and Camilla Cabello. The two had been rumored to be having some sort of fling since they met in 2014. The cutesy couple is constantly seen out cuddling, snuggling, and canoodling in public. I wouldn’t say this relationship is “giving Cher,” but I will argue that it is radiating long-term vibes. So, how long do I really give this musically inclined couple that has been going strong since July of 2019…4-5 more years. As of now, I do not anticipate any sign of trouble in paradise for these two lovers.

4) Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles

This couple took EVERYONE by surprise. I could have never seen Olivia Wilde with anyone but Jason Sudeikis. As for Harry Styles, I could never really picture him in a long-term relationship with anyone. I respect Olivia Wilde ENTIRELY, but I just think Styles is her “boy toy” or merely just a rebound. That very statement may be controversial but considering how abrupt her split with Sudeikis was, I just see this relationship as an impulsive and temporary fling. With that being said, I give this beautiful yet unexpected couple one more year. Although their break-up is inevitable, their split will be done respectfully and they will both still remain friends.

5) Zendaya and Tom Holland

Last but not least are “Spiderman” franchise co-stars, Zendaya and Tom Holland.  Their on-screen romance turned to reality when they were spotted smooching in Los Angeles on July 1, 2021. This couple was long anticipated, and everyone somehow kind of knew that their love would go from the big screen to reality. So, the question you are just DYING for me to answer is “How long will they last???.” As ecstatic as I am that their relationship is now real, I don’t think these two will last forever. I give them 1-2 more years.

Now that I have revealed my predictions of the longevity of these celebrity relationships, feel free to share your predictions in the comments!