As journalism’s resident comedians, we have teamed up to give our seniors one final goodbye. So we present to you the Royal Reporter’s class of 2023 superlatives.

Daniela Arias: Most reliable in an emergency situation

Adriana Arroyo: Most likely to not make it to the bathroom

Brynn Beauchamp: Most likely to get into a fight and WIN

Reagan Beuerlein: Most likely to be too nice to tell you that you don’t look good/ Most likely to go Kappa

Alex Bohn: Most likely to have an over-the-top wedding

Caela Cabal: Most likely to have her article go viral

Kendall Clarida: Most likely to bounce back from a cry session

Tori Gomez: Most likely to become a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader

Anna Jordan: Most likely to write a poem that divides nations

Charlotte Jordan: Most likely to get lifetime banned from the Met Gala after creeping on the celebrities

Layla Langrell: Best complainer

Allison Lillestol: Most likely to continue being the nicest person ever

Kathleen Martinez: Most likely to become a professional smoothie maker

Julianna Ortiz: Most likely to continue her anger-management classes well into middle-age

Emma Oskorus: Most likely to become a beauty influencer

Sydney Rosario: Most likely to lose her medical license

Cadiz Salazar: Most likely to whip out a musical theatre song at a party and its ACTUALLY really, really good

Colleen Schmidt: Most likely to survive in the military

Emma Silva: Most controversial person/ MOST delusional

Layla Valenzuela: Biggest Tom Holland fan (scarily)

Trista Verne: Most likely to start a fight and LOSE

Camilla Zavala: Best eyeliner

Tori Bush: Most likely to woman-splain Margaret Atwood to you