Recently, I have been thinking about the difference between a Victorian child’s life and my own life. Although a weird and random infatuation, I have come to believe that there are a lot of aspects and things from this generation that would genuinely put a Victorian child into a medically induced coma, if not death.

Here is a list of the top 50 things I believe would put a Victorian child into a coma:

1. Automatic toilets
2. Emma Silva ’23
3. The movie, “Cocaine Bear”
4. The revival of the Coquette aesthetic
5. 2020 Lana Del Rey
6. Acrylic nails
7. McDonald’s Diet Coke
8. The comeback of the Mexican pizza at Taco Bell
9. Chamoy pickels wrapped in fruit rollups
10. “Frankenstein” movie by Sir Kenneth Branagh
11. Chili Lime Cornnuts
12. Matty Healy 2014
13. Matty Healy 2022
14. Mr. Bevins‘ freshmen English class
15. Red and Gold finale
16. The tiktok pink sauce
17. Wingstop
18. The Servite Asylum
19. Talking Furbies
20. The Tanacon sandal
21. Astroworld festival
22. Rosary’s grilled cheeses
23. March 2023
24. Mosh pits
25. Spicy cheddar Lebron James Ruffles
26. Tidepod epidemic
27. A Goodwill bins rotation
28. Heidi Klum’s Halloween parties
29. Kanye West
30. “South Park”
31. “Don’t Worry Darling” Venice Film Festival drama
32. Camping for Harry Styles pit
33. Rise of Julia Fox
34. Pete Davidson’s dating history
35. Beyonce x Coldplay Superbowl halftime show
36. House music
37. Lady Gaga’s meat dress
38. Hoverboards
39. Virtual Reality
40. Olive oil lattes
41. Energy drinks
42. Team 10’s music discography
43. A new pair of Dr. Martens
44. Eating shelled pistachios
45. A Diva cup
46. Ingrown toenails
47. Sugar waxing
48. Kim Petras and Sam Smith collab
49. Heads on Shoulder’s “Swamp”
50. Smell of an earring backing