To all the male celebs I’ve loved before

Keira Sarni

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May 24, 2022
Here is a picture of me, surrounded by all of the loves of my life.
The love of my life, Harry Styles, is talented in many ways, including soccer. (Photo taken from Google Images via Creative Commons License)

With Valentine’s Day just passing, it is time we talk about my true love(s). Yes. Yes. There are multiple of them, and I feel obligated to say that, before this article begins, I must warn you. If you try to claim any of these famous celebrities “belong” to you, you are sorely mistaken. Here’s an extremely long list of all male celebrities that I am married to (not actually, just in my head though).

My husband, Sebastian Stan, stands next to one of his besties, Anthony Mackie. (Photo taken from Google Images via Creative Commons License)

The first is, of course, Harry Styles. How could I not be in love with this former One Direction icon? He could quite literally hit me with a semi-truck, and I would apologize to him for being in the way. His voice is as sweet as sugar cane, and he has more style than I could ever have (makes sense given his last name).

My husband, Chris Evans, is an icon. (Photo taken from Google Images via Creative Commons License)

Next on the list are husbands three and four: Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan. I figure it is fitting to place these two side-by-side on my husbands’ list as they are side-by-side partners in the MCU. These two have it all going for them (personality, looks, and iconic movie roles).

Ryan Gosling is in love with me. You can’t convince me otherwise. (Photo taken from Google Images via Creative Commons License)

Kind of obscure, but Neville Longbottom/Matthew Lewis (specifically in the last two “Harry Potter” movies) is like the best thing to ever happen to the world. Not only in looks, but his personality is off the charts adorable. He is a boss, and his confidence in the last few movies is *chef’s-kiss.*

Now, this would not be my husbands’ list if it did not include the following name: Ryan Gosling. If you know me, you know that I have always loved Ryan, but he specifically won my heart over in “La La Land.” I said it once and I’ll say it again: men who can dance are elite.

Look at this picture. I mean look at this picture. My husband, Shawn Mendes, is amazing. (Photo taken from Google Images via Creative Commons License)

Husband number seven is Andrew Garfield. I know there is a cardboard cutout of him in the bathroom right now, but let me tell you, I’ve loved Andrew since the moment I laid eyes on him. He is so charismatic and legitimately seems like the nicest person to ever exist on the planet.

This cutie, Tom Holland, is literally adorable in every way. (Photo taken from Google Images via Creative Commons License)

Next up is Ross Lynch. This former “Austin and Ally” and “Teen Beach Movie” star has been stealing my heart ever since 2011. What can I say, his sweet dance moves danced their way into my heart.

Of course, we have husband number nine: Shawn Mendes. This man makes up everything that is right in the world. He is so chill, and his laugh is adorable. His voice is also like the best thing ever. Sorry Jade Sandoval ’22, the boy is mine.

This would not be a proper list if we did not have the other most attractive Spider-Man (sorry Tobey) on the list: Tom Holland. While only 5’7 (and a half) feet tall, his personality makes up for the lack of height. He is literally adorable despite looking like he is always holding a frog in his mouth and trying not to let it escape.

Finally, we have the one and only Richard Madden. I’m sure some of you are asking yourselves, “Who the heck is Richard Madden?” Well, I’ll tell you, you all know his face, not his name. This enchanting prince from “Cinderella” and Ikaris in “Eternals” has won me over with his Scottish accent and lovely charisma.

While this is certainly not the end of my list, I felt as though I must cut it off to prevent my article from being excessively long. These men are my husbands and, therefore, are all the loves of my life.